Two Queers and a Catholic Priest
Emily. 18. Bi. Dundas, ON. I have a ridiculously random blog, not really much of a theme to my posts, SOMETIMES NSFW, just sayin', sometime i like to post naked people and shit lmfao. uhhh im a pretty random person, but pretty chill, or so i am told. please please pleeeaasseee ask me stuff, wether its an actual question or just a random message, talk to me! i dont bite.......hard....
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Omg im gonna cry
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kissthelip5-betweenmyhip5: farorescourage: kitten-burrito: mr-egbutt: mr-egbutt: Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough. But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before. Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done. For the new followers, this is why I made these gifs to begin with. Oh my, are you saying the young man in those gifs is actually you, oh…wow… Whistles either way fuCK IT JESUS LETS HAVE BABIES

cyber-gif:

I would like to thank everyone on tumblr for ignoring me

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Reblogged from i-l0ve-p0tat0es, Posted by thedorseyshawexperience.
Owl dont give a fuck

Extreme Tattoos are fucking hot ok

If you dont think so then you are blind

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God, those are fucking hot

WANT. NOW.

(: sexy

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit these bitches be fine

Simply beautiful.

my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk

lulz-time:

wallygraysonwest:

my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk

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This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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dysphorism: disastrous-uncoordinates: gallifrey-feels: mellieforyellie: scarvenrot: mooneymannyinthesky: yukitalia: 8oo: youregoingtolovemynuts: dysphorism: I am still thinking about this Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all. So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen. I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM?? okay now i’ll reblog it sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful You’re really passionate about apples Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus. This just turned into such a hardcore discussion about apples like what is even going on omg i love you all
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blinddarkness: rlmjob: welcome to my blog the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened If it murders you, it&#8217;ll be fatal attractions
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principiosrotos:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

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bombliate:

started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom

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an accurate description of my life
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